torsdag den 19. februar 2015

Figursyet / Shape up

Mor har købt en af disse "du vil bruge 2 størrelser mindre hvis du tager den på" undertrøje-ting. Damen i forretningen instruerede hende nøje om hvordan den skulle tages på. Mor hørte kun efter med et halvt øre, for hvor svært kan det være at tage tøj på?

Mom bought one of those "you will use 2 sizes smaller if you take it on" undershirt-thing. The lady in the shop carefully instructed her how to put it on. Mom only heard with half an ear for how hard can it be to get dressed?

Mor er spændt.
Mom is excited.
Pyh den er stram.
Phew it's tight.
Pludselig kom mor i tanker om, at damen i forretningen sagde at man skulle tage den på nede fra.
Suddenly mom remembered the lady in the store, said that you had to put it on from below.
Langt om længe fik hun den på, men den var meget stram.
At last she got it on, but it was very tight.
Hun blev nu slet ikke så pæn som hun havde forestillet sig, for nu bulede hun ud andre steder.
She didn't look so pretty as she had imagined, because now she 
bulged elsewhere.

Hun må nok bide i det sure æble og gå på slankekur, hvis tøjet skal sidde pænere.

She probably has to bite the bullet and go on a diet if the clothing should fit nicer.



22 kommentarer:

  1. OMD luckily we don't have one of those. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. He he I'm lucky too, cause it moms LOL.

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  2. My assistant could use one of these as well!

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    1. Tell your assistant, it doesn't do what it promise on the box LOL.

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  3. Åh åh, den eneste, der blev rigtig tynd, var pengepungen ;-)

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    1. Ja og det blev den til gengæld også :-)

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  4. Yep, there is not anything that can make you look thinner than dieting and exercise. It's all that's really going to work properly. I can so relate to this.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. Anything that is suggested as needing to be two sizes smaller than normal...needs to be regarded with suspicion......hmmmmmm. May be it'll stretch..BOL!

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  6. Mom rolls on the floor putting her clothes on
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  7. hehehe, mums on diets so funny,xx Speedy

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    1. Yes we have to eat carrots my mom said :)

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  8. Crikey ..... maybe your Mom should just bite those bullets instead of biting food and she won't need that thing. Wouldn't be very tasty though, aye??? Why do peeps all want to be skinny?? I'm skinny and everyone wants to fatten me up. Tell Mom to remember BIG is beautiful!!!!!!!

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    1. I have told her, but on the other hand when she is on diet we get all the yummies instead LOL.

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  9. When Mom turned 50, she decided to just say no to uncomfortable, tight clothes. She has never been happier after that!

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  10. Oj, stackars din Matte!
    Kunde hon andas med en sådan "grej" på sig?
    Ni får ta med er Matte ut i skogen på långa promenader :-)
    Min matte äter bara Paleomat!
    www.swedishpaleo.se
    Jag tycker att det är gott med LeverSnittar :-)
    VoffeliVoff från Stina♡

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    1. Hun kunne godt andes med grejen på sig LOL.

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  11. hahahahaha!!! Oops!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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