Jeg er ikke altid en lydig hund ..... / I'm not always an obedient dog....

og der har også været en enkelt svipser her i vores ferie i Lüneburg i Tyskland. Vi var inde og gå en tur i selve byen. Det er en meget smuk by.

Min far står med mig og Vaks foran det gamle smukke rådhus. Jeg er meget artig og det er Vaks også.

Vi gik lidt rundt og kiggede i gaderne. Jeg er stadig meget artig og det er Vaks også.

Lidt efter stod mor og far og kiggede på denne kobber model af byen. Vi er stadig artige.

Men så er det lige der sker noget..... Der kommer et ægtepar gående med deres lille gravhund. Far som holder mig, ser ingenting, men det gør jeg. Nu er det jo sådan at vi hunde skal beskytte vores mennesker så jeg tænker straks: Den lille gravhund vil garanteret overfalde mor og far.
Jeg springer ud og vælter manden (jeg kunne jo ikke nå gravhunden) og næsten også min far.
Gravhunden river sig løs og løber gøende ned ad gaden og mandens kone står og prøver at hjælpe ham op. Min far skælder mig selvfølgelig ud og spørger manden om der skete noget med ham.

Og her kommer så det heldige hvis man kan sige det sådan:

Når Vaks og jeg er med i bilen, har vi sådan nogle seler på som vi bliver spændt fast i. Når vi så ankommer til f.eks. byen, får jeg bare mit snudehalsbånd på og linen i det. Min sikkerheds-sele beholder jeg bare på.

Man kan se på billedet at jeg har en sikkerheds-ting på. Og fordi min far har sådan nogle mørke solbriller på og holder min line helt kort, tror folk faktisk at jeg er en førerhund.

Det troede den uheldige mand også, så han blev slet ikke sur og vred, men skynder sig at overbevise min far, alt imens Vaks står og gøer helt vildt, om at det selvfølgelig slet ikke gjorde ondt og der ikke skete noget.

Mandens kone styrtede ned ad gaden og fik fat på gravhunden, og vi skyndte os at gå ildrøde i hovederne.

Det var så den bytur.

Henne ved P-pladsen så mit mor dette skilt:

Hun vidste at Naruto var ham her:

En japansk manga-tegneserie figur.

Det syntes vi var sjovt.

In English:  I'm not always an obedient dog....

and there has also been a simple blunder here in our holiday in Lüneburg in Germany. We were in the city Lüneburg for a walk. It is a very beautiful city.

My dad is standing with me and Vaks in front of the beautiful old town hall. I am  a very good dog and so is Vaks.

We walked around and looked in the streets. I'm still a very good dog and Vaks is too.

A little later mom and dad was standing and looked at the copper model of the city. We are still well-behaved.

But suddenly .....there were this couple walking with their little dachshund. Dad who is holding me don't see anything, but I do. Now the fact is, that we dogs have to protect our peeps so I think immediately: They are sure to be attacked by the little dachshund.

I jump out and tear the man down (I could not reach the dachshund) and almost my dad too.
The dachshund tears him loose and runs barking down the street while the man's wife is trying to help him up. My dad scolds me of course out and asks the man if he was ok.

And here is the lucky part if you can put it this way:

When Vaks and I'm in the car, we have such a harness on as a seatbelt. When we arrive, for example. to town, I'll just gets my nose collar and leash on. I still have my seatbelt harness on.

As you see, I still got my safety-harness on. And because my dad has such dark sunglasses on and is holding my leash quite short, people believe in fact that I am a service dog guide for a blind man.

This, the unfortunate man thought too, so he was not angry and upset, but hastens to convince my dad, all the while Vaks is standing barking  like crazy, that he obviously did'nt got hurt and everything was ok.

The man's wife rushed down the street and got hold of the dachshund, and we hurried to walk away and mom and dad were fiery red in the heads.

This was that the city tour.

Over at the parking area my mom saw this sign:

She knew Naruto was this guy:

A Japanese manga cartoon character.

They thought it was a funny sign.

See this story was a very big mischief, don't you think?

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