Ny loungesofa til haven.

In English down below.

Min mor fik en god ide synes hun selv. Hun ville have sådan en smart ny lounge-sofa til haven. Hun syntes at den måtte se så smart ud på den fine træterrasse de fik lavet sidste år. Så hun bestilte omgående en lounge-sofa på internettet fra et stort varehus. Der gik kun to (2) dage så fik de sofaen.

Sofaen kom i en mega stor kasse. Der var en urskive på kassen. Den store viser stod på 12 og den lille på 3. Hun tænkte fint: Det betyder nok at det tager et kvarter at sætte sofaen op.

Hun kiggede ned i kassen og fik et chock. Der stod ingen sofa, men en masse plader. Hun mente da ikke at hun havde bestilt sådan nogen plader. Den grufulde sandhed gik så op for hende. Hun skulle selv samle sofaen!!! Så betyder urskiven nok ikke at det tager et kvarter at sætte sofaen op, men 3 timer.

Nå men hun kan jo ligeså godt komme igang. Jeg kigger også efter den dejlige sofa, men kan kun se min mor stå med pladerne.

Min mor og far knokler så sveden springer, med at samle sofaen. Jeg går stadig hvileløst rundt og leder efter sofaen.

Min mor får store runde øjne, for de kan simpelthen ikke få pladerne til at passe sammen, så det bliver til en lækker sofa. Jeg kan heller ikke se nogen sofa. Min mor og far blev enige om urskiven nok heller ikke betød  at det ville tage 3 timer at samle sofaen, men nærmere 3 dage.

Der er noget ved sofaen de ikke kan få til at passe. Min mor leder i kassen efter den manglende del, men kan ikke finde den. Jeg klør mig og er helt rastløs. Jeg synes de er noget sløve med den sofa.

Så blev sofaen færdig, men der manglede simpelthen et armlæn. Så min mor har klaget til varehuset, men de kunne ikke lige finde ud af hvornår mine mennesker kan få det sidste til sofaen. Nu er min mor og far helt sikre på at urskiven på pakken betød at det ville tage 3 år at få sofaen færdig.

Jeg tør godt at sige at min mor er rigtig arrig og har skrevet en sur mail til varehuset om, hvad hun mener om deres service.

In English:

New lounge sofa.

My mom got a good idea, she thought so herself. She wanted such a smart new lounge - couch for the garden. She thought it might look good on the fine wooden deck they have had ​​last year. So she ordered immediately a lounge - couch on the internet, from a large department store. I took only two (2) days before they got the couch.

The sofa came in a big-box. There was a clock  on the box. The clock showed as it was three o'clock.  She thought great: It probably means that it will take fifteen minutes to put op the couch.

She looked into the box and got a shock. There was no couch, but a lot of plates. She didn't think she had ordered  such plates. The horrible truth went up to her. It was a self-assemble couch! Then the clock shown at the box probably didn't mean it would take fifteen minutes to put up the couch , rather 3 hours.

Well, she might as well get started. I look for the lovely couch, but can only see my mom standing with all these plates.

My mom and dad work is working so hard the sweat is running, to create the couch. I walk restlessly around looking for the couch.

My mom gets this big round eyes, because they simply can not get the plates to fit together, so it will be a beautiful couch. I can't see any couch either. My mom and dad agreed the clock on the box probably not meant it would take 3 hours to assemble the couch, but rather 3 days.

There is something about the couch they can't get to fit. My mom is looking in the box for the missing part, but can't find anything. I scratch my skin and is quite restless. I think they are a bit lethargic with the couch.

Then the couch is complete, but the couch simply  is lacking an armrest. So my mom has complained to the store, but they couldn't  find out when my peeps can have the last armrest to the couch. Now my mom and dad absolutely sure that the clock on the box is meaning that it will take 3 years to get the couch finished.

I dare to say that my mom is very angry and has written a sour mail to the store about what she thinks about their service.